YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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