Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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