Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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