So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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