On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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