your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize