You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I wear drunk well.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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