He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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