Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
