The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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