google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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