Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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