I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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