last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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