The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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