Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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