you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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