it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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