I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Randomize
