so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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