Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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