My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Text me some of your sweat
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
