I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
