Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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