imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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