Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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