Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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