problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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