Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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