Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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