at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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