I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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