when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
