Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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