Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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