Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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