have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ketchup is God's man juice
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You did what with his pubic hair?
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