i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
