I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Someone came in the potted fern
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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