I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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