So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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