id be glad to
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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