these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
