You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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