Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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