go do what you do best...puke behind churches
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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