big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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