You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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