That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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