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Wat do u mean how?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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