you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Say something about gay babies.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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