I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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