Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize