I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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