she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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